1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:19,111 --> 00:00:21,670 LEMONADE JOE OR THE HORSE OPERA 4 00:00:22,630 --> 00:00:24,950 Based on the Play by Screenplay by 5 00:00:25,870 --> 00:00:29,430 Music by 6 00:00:30,310 --> 00:00:32,510 Performed by Karel Vlach's Orchestra 7 00:00:32,630 --> 00:00:35,711 And the Film Symphony Orchestra Conducted by 8 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:38,948 Lyrics / Sung by Choreography by 9 00:00:45,991 --> 00:00:47,990 Art Director 10 00:00:49,111 --> 00:00:51,270 Sound Editor / Film Editor 11 00:00:52,070 --> 00:00:55,750 Make Up Artist / Costume Designer Animation / Art Director's Assistant 12 00:00:56,750 --> 00:01:00,870 Set Designer / Costumes by / Make Up 13 00:01:01,830 --> 00:01:03,910 Editor's Assistant Chief Lighting Technician 14 00:01:03,990 --> 00:01:06,151 Sound Effects / Still Photographer 15 00:01:06,711 --> 00:01:10,710 Associate Producers Production Assistant 16 00:01:11,590 --> 00:01:13,910 Second Cameraman / Camera Assistant Special Effects 17 00:01:15,030 --> 00:01:17,590 Co-Director / Director's Assistants 18 00:01:18,150 --> 00:01:21,231 Cast 19 00:01:56,790 --> 00:01:59,351 Executive in Charge of Production 20 00:02:00,230 --> 00:02:02,791 Artistic Cooperation 21 00:02:03,591 --> 00:02:05,750 Director of Photography 22 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:09,270 Directed by 23 00:02:10,071 --> 00:02:15,590 Made by 24 00:02:16,791 --> 00:02:21,191 This movie is dedicated to the rough heroes of the Wild West 25 00:02:21,270 --> 00:02:26,550 who avenged injustice and protected the Law - no matter what. 26 00:04:31,202 --> 00:04:33,570 Enough dog fighting, fellows! 27 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:41,123 Let's tap a different keg now, let art entertain us! 28 00:04:41,438 --> 00:04:45,678 Let us welcome our grandiose diva, 29 00:04:45,940 --> 00:04:49,064 our fabulous Arizona Warbler... 30 00:04:49,445 --> 00:04:52,006 Miss Tornado Lou! 31 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:14,280 She will be mine! 32 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:27,065 ♪ As the saloon thickens with smoke ♪ ♪ and liquor from my glass I drink, ♪ 33 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:36,056 ♪ I dream my hero will come one day, ♪ ♪ my heart's true champion, I dare say. ♪ 34 00:05:36,590 --> 00:05:43,629 ♪ Only to him I will gladly grant ♪ ♪ all that is precious to my heart. ♪ 35 00:05:43,801 --> 00:05:53,200 ♪ I've no idea, if he comes soon. ♪ ♪ Again smoke spreads in the saloon. ♪ 36 00:05:54,778 --> 00:05:58,297 - What's she saying? - Something about smoke in the saloon. 37 00:05:58,517 --> 00:06:01,957 - What bloke? - Smoke! There's too much smoke here! 38 00:06:07,337 --> 00:06:14,508 ♪ As the saloon thickens with smoke ♪ ♪ and liquor from my glass I drink, ♪ 39 00:06:14,846 --> 00:06:19,246 ♪ I dream my hero will come one day, ♪ 40 00:06:23,030 --> 00:06:30,620 ♪ my heart's true champion, I daresay. ♪ 41 00:06:44,041 --> 00:06:46,272 The drinks are on me, gentlemen! 42 00:07:13,241 --> 00:07:14,560 One Kill Devil for me! 43 00:08:07,561 --> 00:08:10,303 Lou, you must be mine! 44 00:08:11,075 --> 00:08:15,607 I dream my hero will come one day, the champion of my heart... 45 00:08:15,641 --> 00:08:19,361 Why can't I be your champion? Doug Badman. 46 00:08:19,683 --> 00:08:24,561 The owner of the flourishing Trigger Whiskey Saloon. Why not? 47 00:08:25,456 --> 00:08:31,296 I dream of a man who would make me a different, better woman. 48 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:32,840 Pooh! Silly dreams! 49 00:08:34,961 --> 00:08:40,842 Only then I will learn what the sacred feeling of love really is. 50 00:08:42,637 --> 00:08:44,371 I'm dead certain. 51 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:49,256 Gimme a super Kill Devil! 52 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:09,853 Hearken, my dear friends! The Arizona Revival calls you! 53 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:21,481 Take this instead, my good man. 54 00:09:21,642 --> 00:09:23,701 Read it and you shall bless my doings. 55 00:09:25,904 --> 00:09:27,304 Read this, my friends. 56 00:09:27,558 --> 00:09:31,358 Once you've read it, you will never touch liquor again. 57 00:09:32,455 --> 00:09:34,135 The Arizona Revival... 58 00:09:34,375 --> 00:09:36,735 ...A commune of brothers and sisters 59 00:09:36,841 --> 00:09:40,200 who will pay the ransom to liberate you from the slavery of alcoholism. 60 00:09:41,653 --> 00:09:42,697 My friends... 61 00:09:42,721 --> 00:09:47,287 My friends, are you afraid our Wild West will be less wild 62 00:09:47,486 --> 00:09:50,726 if you fill your glasses with spring water 63 00:09:50,996 --> 00:09:54,576 or even fresh milk? Uhm... 64 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:56,881 - On the contrary... - On the contrary... 65 00:09:57,035 --> 00:10:01,500 ...If you give up spirits, you'll draw your pistols even faster. 66 00:10:02,201 --> 00:10:04,318 Be frank, mister gunman. 67 00:10:04,342 --> 00:10:06,971 Does liquor really make you a sharper shooter? 68 00:10:08,121 --> 00:10:09,982 Isn't it so, Daddy? 69 00:10:20,130 --> 00:10:24,130 My fiddle! My fiddle! 70 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:26,604 My poor fiddle! 71 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:34,840 The kitten is showing her claws, eh? Let's give her some milk! 72 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:37,081 One Kill Devil for the little lady here! 73 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:40,996 And a glass of Kolaloka lemonade for me. 74 00:11:15,877 --> 00:11:19,070 Did you say a glass of Kolaloka lemonade, stranger? 75 00:11:20,363 --> 00:11:22,576 I did, mister gunman. 76 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,600 Then you must be... 77 00:11:27,932 --> 00:11:29,304 ...Lemonade Joe! 78 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:31,207 So what? 79 00:11:51,801 --> 00:11:56,677 I believe that this young lady 80 00:11:57,557 --> 00:11:58,863 and this gentleman 81 00:11:59,481 --> 00:12:03,196 are waiting for your apology, mister gunman! 82 00:12:06,761 --> 00:12:12,313 You'd better fall on your dirty knees before them 83 00:12:13,081 --> 00:12:18,696 and call yourself a mangy coyote, you foul skunk! 84 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:23,851 I will count to three. 85 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:25,880 If you do not apologize, 86 00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:30,646 I will let my Smith and Wesson guns speak. 87 00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:35,721 That are hanging darn low. 88 00:12:36,550 --> 00:12:37,910 Right. 89 00:12:38,601 --> 00:12:40,121 Well? 90 00:12:43,961 --> 00:12:47,320 One, two, three. 91 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:56,049 It's him, my heart's true champion. 92 00:12:58,145 --> 00:13:00,425 There are ladies present, mister gunman. 93 00:13:21,096 --> 00:13:24,336 Thank you. You are our brave rescuer. 94 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,840 My name is Ezra Goodman. 95 00:13:27,258 --> 00:13:30,538 And this is my daughter Winnifred. 96 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:34,681 They call me Lemonade Joe. 97 00:13:34,841 --> 00:13:37,321 And me the Arizona Warbler. 98 00:13:37,765 --> 00:13:40,345 Tornado Lou, I'm a performer. 99 00:13:46,385 --> 00:13:49,032 I asked for a glass of Kolaloka lemonade. 100 00:13:49,056 --> 00:13:52,016 How about a shot of Trigger Whiskey instead? On the house. 101 00:13:52,251 --> 00:13:55,397 No, thank you, I never touch spirits out of principle. 102 00:13:55,608 --> 00:13:58,600 Liquor has never been a gunman's best friend. 103 00:13:58,710 --> 00:14:03,593 It weakens the whole body and particularly one's accurate aim. 104 00:14:03,632 --> 00:14:05,377 Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! 105 00:14:05,633 --> 00:14:09,477 So, bartender, a glass of Kolaloka lemonade for me. 106 00:14:09,537 --> 00:14:11,560 - For me too. - Me too. 107 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:12,696 And one for me. 108 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:15,041 We don't sell Kolaloka lemonade! 109 00:14:15,812 --> 00:14:19,152 In that case, allow me to use my own supplies. 110 00:14:33,891 --> 00:14:35,800 Thank you, Mr. Kolaloka! 111 00:14:50,521 --> 00:14:51,883 - Don't go! - Don't go! 112 00:14:53,091 --> 00:14:54,341 I'll be back. 113 00:14:55,248 --> 00:14:56,589 Don't bother! 114 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:01,287 And I won't come alone, Doug Badman. 115 00:15:02,217 --> 00:15:06,584 I will bring the Law! 116 00:15:49,772 --> 00:15:51,945 A fellow revivalist... 117 00:15:52,464 --> 00:15:54,590 Hip hip, Arizona! 118 00:15:55,961 --> 00:15:57,160 Or am I mistaken? 119 00:15:57,732 --> 00:16:00,539 You are a member of the Arizona Revival, are you not? 120 00:16:01,606 --> 00:16:03,438 No. I am a lone wolf. 121 00:16:04,743 --> 00:16:08,001 You're a knight protecting the law and avenging wrongdoing! 122 00:17:03,252 --> 00:17:07,425 - A fine day, isn't it? - Yes, quite nice. 123 00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:09,988 Lovely. 124 00:17:15,641 --> 00:17:18,040 Pettifoggers! No dead bodies so far. 125 00:17:18,977 --> 00:17:20,417 Let's hope the weather lasts. 126 00:17:20,441 --> 00:17:23,720 Well, a little rain would do no harm. 127 00:17:23,942 --> 00:17:27,257 But the good gunman wishes the weather to last. 128 00:17:28,598 --> 00:17:30,502 Help, robbers! 129 00:17:39,502 --> 00:17:42,732 - Do you like gunfights, miss... - Winnifred. 130 00:17:43,201 --> 00:17:45,080 A lovely name. 131 00:17:50,058 --> 00:17:52,755 A lovely name indeed. 132 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:09,080 We want Kolaloka! We want Kolaloka! 133 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:13,200 Do you believe in its beneficial effects now? 134 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,161 I certainly do. 135 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,474 Have faith, my friends! 136 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:21,320 Faith can move mountains. 137 00:18:21,881 --> 00:18:25,191 So why couldn't it bring you supplies from Kolaloka and Son, huh? 138 00:18:29,889 --> 00:18:31,330 Adios! 139 00:18:39,474 --> 00:18:41,588 You love him, my child, don't you? 140 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:46,640 Yes, I do love him! 141 00:18:46,975 --> 00:18:48,574 Tornado Lou... 142 00:18:48,936 --> 00:18:52,729 An untamed lioness, a raging tempest, a femme fatale... 143 00:18:53,710 --> 00:18:57,322 You and that wacky lemonade sucker?! 144 00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,697 Don't be vulgar! 145 00:19:14,636 --> 00:19:17,439 Only he can make me a different, better woman! 146 00:19:19,830 --> 00:19:22,056 Only to him, my dearest mother, 147 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:26,320 I will give the greatest treasure of my womanhood. 148 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:30,052 After we get married, of course! 149 00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:11,019 Dear Lord, I beg Thee to send me Kolaloka lemonade! 150 00:20:11,557 --> 00:20:17,088 Mr. Goodman! Mr. Goodman! A telegram! A telegram! 151 00:20:18,335 --> 00:20:19,855 A telegram... Pardon me! 152 00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:22,460 Mr. Goodman! 153 00:20:24,910 --> 00:20:25,952 A telegram... 154 00:20:27,599 --> 00:20:30,852 We are sending you ten carloads of lemonade. - Stop. 155 00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:34,329 - On long term credit. - Stop. 156 00:20:35,590 --> 00:20:38,899 We also appoint you as our general agent... - Stop. 157 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,880 ...For Stetson City and the surrounding area. 158 00:20:43,761 --> 00:20:45,480 Kolaloka and Son. 159 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,115 Oh, Hosanna! 160 00:21:11,112 --> 00:21:18,799 ♪ Arizona, Arizona is a land ♪ ♪ where true men you will find. ♪ 161 00:21:19,899 --> 00:21:27,198 ♪ Cards are flipping, bullets whizzing, ♪ ♪ you may hear cattle joyfully mooing. ♪ 162 00:21:27,985 --> 00:21:34,545 ♪ It's such a pleasant place to be, ♪ ♪ you'll never regret settling here. ♪ 163 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:49,353 ♪ Our Arizona men are so polite ♪ ♪ and gentle to us women. ♪ 164 00:21:50,297 --> 00:21:57,498 ♪ With their gentlemanly blow ♪ ♪ they give them villains what for. ♪ 165 00:21:58,481 --> 00:22:04,832 ♪ And to show they are progressive, ♪ ♪ they shoot straight from their hip. ♪ 166 00:22:11,034 --> 00:22:12,474 Pif! Paf! 167 00:22:46,145 --> 00:22:50,138 When a Kolaloka consumer shoots, there's no need to call a doctor. 168 00:23:33,401 --> 00:23:35,721 Come on, boys, come on! 169 00:23:56,760 --> 00:24:02,484 How could he vanish from my life, the true champion of my heart. 170 00:24:03,265 --> 00:24:05,810 In my dreams I'm by his side, 171 00:24:06,516 --> 00:24:09,100 the sweetheart of my life. 172 00:24:11,265 --> 00:24:13,700 Forget about him, darling! 173 00:24:14,513 --> 00:24:19,005 Business may be bad but I'm still disgustingly rich. 174 00:24:21,841 --> 00:24:23,417 Let's go to Europe. 175 00:24:24,087 --> 00:24:28,063 To Paris, Monte Carlo, Carlsbad! 176 00:24:28,507 --> 00:24:30,828 Grimpo will carry our luggage. 177 00:24:35,988 --> 00:24:37,601 Serve the stranger. 178 00:25:18,648 --> 00:25:21,337 - You've insulted the lady! - I don't see any lady. 179 00:25:30,401 --> 00:25:32,080 I see you're a vegetarian, huh? 180 00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:47,320 Give them back to him as soon as he starts behaving like a good boy. 181 00:25:48,205 --> 00:25:49,697 Brother! 182 00:25:49,877 --> 00:25:52,276 Bro... brother? 183 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:57,616 - A cocoa spot... - Of the size of a Mexican dollar! 184 00:25:57,885 --> 00:26:00,485 Our precious birthmark. 185 00:26:00,905 --> 00:26:03,065 - Horace! - Doug! 186 00:26:05,217 --> 00:26:06,816 It's been a long time... 187 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:10,017 Since we shared the sad fate of foundlings. 188 00:26:10,041 --> 00:26:14,041 Found on the prairie by darn rough buffalo hunters. 189 00:26:15,294 --> 00:26:18,752 When we used to hang around the gay towns of the frontier. 190 00:26:21,130 --> 00:26:22,460 Dodge City! 191 00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:26,016 Abilene! 192 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:31,400 When we used to ambush stagecoaches, rob banks and shoot sheriffs. 193 00:26:33,790 --> 00:26:36,667 - The jolly days of our youth! - Well... 194 00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:40,038 It ain't exactly crowded here. 195 00:26:40,420 --> 00:26:44,041 Is there any way I can help you, you old rattlesnake? 196 00:26:44,260 --> 00:26:47,051 I've got really tough competition. 197 00:27:15,355 --> 00:27:16,715 Pah! 198 00:27:19,355 --> 00:27:22,512 Did you say "pah", stranger? 199 00:27:23,449 --> 00:27:25,130 Yes, I did say "pah"! 200 00:27:25,230 --> 00:27:27,590 Pah to Kolaloka lemonade? 201 00:27:28,226 --> 00:27:29,227 Yes! 202 00:27:30,051 --> 00:27:32,430 Pah to Kolaloka lemonade! 203 00:27:33,287 --> 00:27:34,766 A lunatic! 204 00:27:35,033 --> 00:27:36,046 An anarchist! 205 00:27:36,234 --> 00:27:39,843 No, gentlemen. I am neither. 206 00:27:41,215 --> 00:27:43,055 I am... 207 00:28:03,868 --> 00:28:05,816 Hogofogo! 208 00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:13,765 Yes, Hogofogo! 209 00:28:15,499 --> 00:28:18,246 With 12 notches on the butt of my Derringer. 210 00:28:19,385 --> 00:28:22,665 Hogofogo wanted by the police in five states! 211 00:28:23,151 --> 00:28:26,292 And arrested in Stetson City! 212 00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:31,202 It's embarrassing but you have won. 213 00:28:46,022 --> 00:28:47,702 Hogofogo... 214 00:28:55,350 --> 00:29:01,045 Hey, bartender, a proper drink for a proper gunman. 215 00:29:01,412 --> 00:29:04,453 - You mean Kolaloka lemonade, don't you? - No! 216 00:29:06,395 --> 00:29:09,594 - I mean Trigger Whiskey! - We don't sell alcoholic beverages! 217 00:29:09,765 --> 00:29:11,123 A big mistake! 218 00:29:12,005 --> 00:29:16,329 If consumed in small doses, alcohol is harmless in whatever quantity. 219 00:29:18,630 --> 00:29:23,030 Am I dreaming or am I awake? 220 00:29:26,630 --> 00:29:30,833 I'll rub off your bloom, my sweet blossom. 221 00:29:37,153 --> 00:29:40,697 I am struck by Cupid's arrow. 222 00:29:42,602 --> 00:29:45,792 Where can I soothe my aching heart 223 00:29:45,816 --> 00:29:49,666 with a glass of Trigger Whiskey? Where? 224 00:29:51,172 --> 00:29:52,610 Where? 225 00:29:52,634 --> 00:29:56,446 Only at the Trigger Whiskey Saloon, mister gunman! 226 00:29:57,861 --> 00:30:00,606 And where can I enjoy the company of real men? 227 00:30:00,810 --> 00:30:02,169 There as well! 228 00:30:03,790 --> 00:30:04,750 By the way... 229 00:30:05,850 --> 00:30:12,412 I believe you ought to change their diapers, mademoiselle. 230 00:30:12,963 --> 00:30:14,937 - This way. - This way. 231 00:30:35,663 --> 00:30:41,750 ♪ Whiskey is my mucho gusto ♪ ♪ without it my mouth is dry and dusty. ♪ 232 00:30:42,579 --> 00:30:49,271 ♪ If my dad had drunk whiskey every day ♪ ♪ he'd still be alive and kicking today. ♪ 233 00:30:50,222 --> 00:30:56,623 ♪ When a shot sparkles in your hand ♪ ♪ the saloon profits are more than grand. ♪ 234 00:30:57,012 --> 00:31:00,292 ♪ Life's worth living and that's no trick ♪ 235 00:31:00,391 --> 00:31:07,270 ♪ when you've got ♪ ♪ heaps of whiskey to drink. ♪ 236 00:31:12,212 --> 00:31:15,492 ♪ Its fancy label and nicely round bottle ♪ 237 00:31:15,785 --> 00:31:19,065 ♪ makes even Manitou long after firewater. ♪ 238 00:31:19,382 --> 00:31:22,971 ♪ Who wants to be a real man, ♪ ♪ should be fond of his glass ♪ 239 00:31:22,994 --> 00:31:26,194 ♪ filled with whiskey to the top ♪ ♪ and a gal sitting on his lap. ♪ 240 00:31:27,582 --> 00:31:33,821 ♪ Whiskey is my mucho gusto ♪ ♪ without it my mouth is dry and dusty. ♪ 241 00:31:34,310 --> 00:31:41,270 ♪ If my dad had drunk whiskey every day ♪ ♪ he'd still be alive and kicking today. ♪ 242 00:31:41,911 --> 00:31:48,231 ♪ When a shot sparkles in your hand ♪ ♪ the saloon profits are more than grand. ♪ 243 00:31:48,950 --> 00:31:51,910 ♪ Life's worth living and that's no trick ♪ 244 00:31:52,150 --> 00:31:59,110 ♪ when you've got ♪ ♪ heaps of whiskey to drink. ♪ 245 00:32:37,351 --> 00:32:40,631 ♪ Its fancy label and nicely round bottle ♪ 246 00:32:40,870 --> 00:32:44,311 ♪ makes even Manitou long after firewater. ♪ 247 00:32:44,670 --> 00:32:48,240 ♪ Who wants to be a real man, ♪ ♪ should be fond of his glass ♪ 248 00:32:48,264 --> 00:32:51,114 ♪ filled with whiskey to the top ♪ ♪ and a gal sitting on his lap. ♪ 249 00:32:52,914 --> 00:32:59,273 ♪ Whiskey is my mucho gusto ♪ ♪ without it my mouth is dry and dusty. ♪ 250 00:32:59,852 --> 00:33:06,812 ♪ If my dad had drunk whiskey every day ♪ ♪ he'd still be alive and kicking today. ♪ 251 00:33:07,482 --> 00:33:14,282 ♪ When a shot sparkles in your hand ♪ ♪ the saloon profits are more than grand. ♪ 252 00:33:14,603 --> 00:33:17,647 ♪ Life's worth living and that's no trick ♪ 253 00:33:17,671 --> 00:33:23,110 ♪ when you've got... ♪ 254 00:33:25,085 --> 00:33:32,226 ♪ when you've got ♪ ♪ heaps of whiskey to drink. ♪ 255 00:34:37,284 --> 00:34:38,644 That will do! 256 00:34:58,872 --> 00:35:01,513 No! Not her! 257 00:35:02,008 --> 00:35:05,541 Oh yes! She's all I want! 258 00:36:03,795 --> 00:36:07,646 - Mother dear, will I ever be his... - Oh yes! 259 00:36:08,610 --> 00:36:10,584 You will be mine! 260 00:36:11,028 --> 00:36:13,113 Here, on holy soil. 261 00:36:13,752 --> 00:36:15,730 - My sweet duckling. - You creepy spider! 262 00:36:15,768 --> 00:36:17,590 - My fair fawn! - You slimy snake! 263 00:36:17,613 --> 00:36:19,229 Enough zoology! 264 00:38:21,356 --> 00:38:23,386 So... Now you know everything. 265 00:38:24,674 --> 00:38:29,527 Protector of the Law, avenger of injustice, while... 266 00:38:29,678 --> 00:38:32,678 While I'm just a travelling salesman selling lemonade. 267 00:38:33,252 --> 00:38:36,302 - Do you despise me? - How can you say such a thing? 268 00:38:36,782 --> 00:38:42,086 An accredited sales agent of Kolaloka and Son for the whole Southwest? 269 00:38:42,110 --> 00:38:44,522 With a net salary of one grand. 270 00:38:44,884 --> 00:38:46,973 And a 10% bonus before taxes! 271 00:38:47,527 --> 00:38:50,037 Darling! I'm all yours! 272 00:38:50,667 --> 00:38:53,040 If you give me 5% from your bonus. 273 00:38:54,228 --> 00:38:58,136 - 4% - I'll give you even 4.5%, sweetheart. 274 00:38:59,274 --> 00:39:03,755 Am I worthy of you at all? Are you a woman or an angel? 275 00:39:04,855 --> 00:39:06,695 No! Not now! 276 00:39:07,069 --> 00:39:10,783 I understand, not here at the cemetery. 277 00:39:11,218 --> 00:39:13,486 Never mind the cemetery! 278 00:39:13,750 --> 00:39:17,662 My Daddy's business will soon go bankrupt. 279 00:39:17,686 --> 00:39:19,062 What happened? 280 00:40:35,430 --> 00:40:44,391 ♪ Don't you see my thirsty lips ♪ ♪ and my yearning body? ♪ 281 00:40:45,060 --> 00:40:53,711 ♪ My fervent heart is broken into pieces, ♪ ♪ while yours is as cold as ice. ♪ 282 00:40:54,200 --> 00:41:02,710 ♪ I know my love is like flame, ♪ ♪ burning me from the inside. ♪ 283 00:41:04,889 --> 00:41:09,365 ♪ When I see a man, ♪ ♪ I'm done for, Amen. ♪ 284 00:41:10,687 --> 00:41:15,407 ♪ And my heart's not to blame. ♪ 285 00:41:16,068 --> 00:41:19,105 I said I'd be back, Doug Badman. 286 00:41:20,337 --> 00:41:24,658 And that I would bring the Law. 287 00:41:25,398 --> 00:41:27,158 Or Kolaloka. 288 00:41:28,146 --> 00:41:29,945 Kolaloka is the Law. 289 00:41:30,137 --> 00:41:32,136 I'm not armed, gunman. 290 00:41:33,047 --> 00:41:36,215 I'd be wasting my bullets on you, trickster! 291 00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:47,930 ♪ Don't you see my thirsty lips ♪ 292 00:41:48,134 --> 00:41:51,593 ♪ and my arms reaching out to you? ♪ 293 00:41:52,318 --> 00:41:58,532 ♪ Embrace me in your ♪ ♪ manly arms and take ♪ 294 00:41:58,556 --> 00:42:01,381 ♪ what has always belonged to you. ♪ 295 00:42:01,706 --> 00:42:10,585 ♪ Hold me in your arms, ♪ ♪ it can't do me no harm, ♪ 296 00:42:12,158 --> 00:42:16,827 ♪ my ill fame is black as coal tar! ♪ 297 00:42:17,888 --> 00:42:22,128 ♪ Coal tar... ♪ 298 00:42:27,158 --> 00:42:28,438 Don't shoot! 299 00:42:28,462 --> 00:42:30,542 Thank you, I can handle this myself. 300 00:42:30,755 --> 00:42:34,208 Fire! Don't fire! Fire! Don't fire! Fire! Don't fire! 301 00:42:34,404 --> 00:42:37,326 Fire! Don't fire! Fire! Don't fire! Fire! Don't fire! 302 00:43:18,109 --> 00:43:19,670 Take the lady away! 303 00:43:22,660 --> 00:43:26,307 I'll have a word with you later, barfly! 304 00:43:26,545 --> 00:43:27,825 Yes, sir. 305 00:43:37,338 --> 00:43:40,365 - Occupied. - Never mind, I've got plenty of time. 306 00:43:41,798 --> 00:43:45,213 Once again, my friends, Good has conquered Evil. 307 00:43:45,638 --> 00:43:46,878 And thanks to what? 308 00:43:48,328 --> 00:43:52,127 - To what? - Kolaloka lemonade! 309 00:43:52,916 --> 00:43:56,729 Right, thanks to Kolaloka the teetotaler is the winner! 310 00:43:57,296 --> 00:43:59,127 And the boozer is the loser! 311 00:44:01,681 --> 00:44:02,857 What's he saying? 312 00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:08,499 He's playing on words. The boozer is the loser. 313 00:44:10,853 --> 00:44:12,755 It seems rather out of tune. 314 00:44:12,779 --> 00:44:15,339 And it'll be even more after it hears this... 315 00:44:17,811 --> 00:44:31,490 ♪ Listen to this divine serenade ♪ ♪ about the amazing Kolaloka lemonade. ♪ 316 00:44:32,836 --> 00:44:38,596 ♪ With my Smith and Wesson at my hip... ♪ 317 00:44:38,620 --> 00:44:40,163 ♪ At his hip. ♪ 318 00:44:40,187 --> 00:44:45,627 ♪ Kolaloka lemonade I always sip. ♪ 319 00:44:47,210 --> 00:44:53,850 ♪ Bread or butter or pretty girls ♪ ♪ I can do without for many days. ♪ 320 00:44:54,358 --> 00:45:00,278 ♪ My seventh heaven, my livelihood ♪ ♪ is Kolaloka lemonade for good. ♪ 321 00:45:05,315 --> 00:45:07,155 Everybody for Kolaloka! 322 00:45:07,179 --> 00:45:14,358 ♪ What is ammo for a colt, ♪ ♪ what is water for a trout, ♪ 323 00:45:14,382 --> 00:45:20,942 ♪ what is whatever you like, ♪ ♪ what is soda for whiskey, ♪ 324 00:45:21,935 --> 00:45:28,190 ♪ what is a rhyme for a poem, ♪ ♪ what is a strophe for a rhyme... ♪ 325 00:45:28,214 --> 00:45:35,173 ♪ That's exactly what ♪ ♪ Kolaloloka is for me. ♪ 326 00:45:35,615 --> 00:45:42,011 ♪ That's what Kolaloka is for me. ♪ ♪ Kolaloka. ♪ 327 00:46:59,343 --> 00:47:01,903 No! That! 328 00:47:02,742 --> 00:47:04,639 You have Kolaloka in your bed? 329 00:47:06,801 --> 00:47:08,566 At least Kolaloka... 330 00:47:18,770 --> 00:47:20,442 Lou. 331 00:47:21,410 --> 00:47:22,899 Take a look. 332 00:47:23,958 --> 00:47:26,031 Take a look. 333 00:47:26,895 --> 00:47:29,830 They are worth 500 cattle. 334 00:47:30,670 --> 00:47:36,521 Fancy 250 beasts hanging from each of your ears. 335 00:47:41,036 --> 00:47:43,756 It's easier to give than to take. 336 00:47:44,282 --> 00:47:46,683 How easily I would give myself... 337 00:47:47,230 --> 00:47:48,640 ...To him. 338 00:47:56,429 --> 00:47:59,725 - Only for whites, nigger! - Don't be silly, he's at my heels! 339 00:48:07,673 --> 00:48:10,895 Forgive me for entering without knocking. 340 00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:13,438 Do sit down. 341 00:48:13,466 --> 00:48:16,225 Thank you. I'll rather remain standing. 342 00:48:16,706 --> 00:48:19,728 This gentleman, however, would like to sit down 343 00:48:20,655 --> 00:48:23,695 and practice his signature. 344 00:48:33,923 --> 00:48:35,843 You want me to sign this? 345 00:48:36,286 --> 00:48:37,752 I do. 346 00:48:49,630 --> 00:48:53,541 If on the trigger you want to be quick, Kolaloka is what you should drink! 347 00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,193 Hogofogo. 348 00:48:57,275 --> 00:48:58,936 Thank you for your autograph. 349 00:49:00,858 --> 00:49:03,049 This deserves a drink. May I, miss? 350 00:49:09,154 --> 00:49:14,594 Well, a sip of spring water will do me no harm. 351 00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:17,929 Oh, spirits! 352 00:49:29,758 --> 00:49:31,714 I'll be yours, Doug, if you spare him! 353 00:49:31,738 --> 00:49:33,646 - It's a deal! - But not for me! 354 00:49:33,670 --> 00:49:36,104 To kill a defenseless man? What villainy! 355 00:49:37,461 --> 00:49:43,402 Villainy? The word is music to my ears. 356 00:49:45,620 --> 00:49:47,061 There! 357 00:50:00,366 --> 00:50:06,465 ♪ There's no greater pleasure ♪ ♪ for a true villain like me ♪ 358 00:50:07,277 --> 00:50:13,118 ♪ than to empty his gun barrel ♪ ♪ on his sworn enemy. ♪ 359 00:50:13,855 --> 00:50:20,096 ♪ Cold and stiff will soon be ♪ ♪ a man once so brave. ♪ 360 00:50:20,622 --> 00:50:26,262 ♪ In no time he will be feeding ♪ ♪ worms in his grave. ♪ 361 00:50:34,174 --> 00:50:39,934 ♪ Let's finish this off ♪ ♪ in the easiest way. ♪ 362 00:50:40,780 --> 00:50:46,860 ♪ One bullet in his belly ♪ ♪ another between the eyes. ♪ 363 00:50:47,526 --> 00:50:53,767 ♪ Cold and stiff will soon be ♪ ♪ a man once so brave. ♪ 364 00:50:54,177 --> 00:50:58,157 ♪ Faster than he can say Jesse James. ♪ 365 00:51:05,686 --> 00:51:06,886 Go away, my friend. 366 00:51:07,142 --> 00:51:10,623 - But Lou, you promised... - Yes, I did promise... 367 00:51:10,647 --> 00:51:13,766 I'm yours but you have to go away now. 368 00:51:29,766 --> 00:51:31,326 - Where are they? - Gone! 369 00:51:32,166 --> 00:51:34,599 - How come I'm still alive? - Because of me. 370 00:51:36,727 --> 00:51:39,274 That's strange. 371 00:51:39,298 --> 00:51:42,120 You have saved my life a second time. 372 00:51:42,726 --> 00:51:45,966 - Why? - Because I love you. 373 00:51:46,167 --> 00:51:48,452 Only you can make me a different, better woman. 374 00:51:48,476 --> 00:51:49,875 Alright... 375 00:51:51,121 --> 00:51:53,041 And what do you want in return? 376 00:51:53,265 --> 00:51:56,341 - For what? - For saving my life. 377 00:51:57,526 --> 00:51:59,726 But I love you. 378 00:52:01,046 --> 00:52:04,046 That's why it will cost me even more. 379 00:52:04,287 --> 00:52:06,526 You cannot buy love! 380 00:52:07,011 --> 00:52:10,952 I see now. You love me free of charge, don't you? 381 00:52:12,446 --> 00:52:14,366 You poor wretch. 382 00:52:18,042 --> 00:52:21,539 You have all the right to become a different, better woman. 383 00:52:27,806 --> 00:52:31,739 Do you know what this is? It's a cheque for 5 dollars. 384 00:52:32,386 --> 00:52:35,178 Five dollars in words. 385 00:52:36,087 --> 00:52:37,487 Take a good look at it. 386 00:52:38,047 --> 00:52:41,262 And maybe it will bring more decent thoughts into your mind. 387 00:52:49,446 --> 00:52:51,618 How low you have fallen! 388 00:52:54,503 --> 00:52:57,823 I hate you! I hate you! 389 00:52:58,797 --> 00:53:00,437 Adios! 390 00:53:03,876 --> 00:53:05,676 I hate you! 391 00:53:13,942 --> 00:53:17,702 Lincoln and Kolaloka, that's something new. 392 00:53:17,893 --> 00:53:19,573 Where the hell does he get such ideas? 393 00:53:19,850 --> 00:53:23,768 - Who knows... where. - It's all over the town. 394 00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:37,535 - Joe must die. - I'm all for it! 395 00:53:43,074 --> 00:53:45,942 Does it mean that you don't love him anymore? 396 00:53:46,406 --> 00:53:49,006 - I want to spit on his coffin. - So do I. 397 00:53:49,176 --> 00:53:52,393 - But how do we get him into it? - You're a man, aren't you? 398 00:53:54,407 --> 00:53:56,468 We're men, aren't we? 399 00:54:10,970 --> 00:54:13,050 Is anybody here? 400 00:54:13,801 --> 00:54:15,642 Good people. 401 00:54:15,766 --> 00:54:17,286 That's even better. 402 00:54:18,858 --> 00:54:23,979 Good people, give a blind old man 403 00:54:24,601 --> 00:54:32,017 a sip of refreshing and strengthening Kolaloka lemonade. 404 00:54:40,031 --> 00:54:42,991 Horace, why the silly disguise? 405 00:54:43,244 --> 00:54:47,763 - Because Joe will pay dearly for it. - Tell us how! 406 00:54:49,847 --> 00:54:52,646 When tomorrow morning, in Main Street... 407 00:55:14,726 --> 00:55:17,018 - Goodbye, darling. - Bye. 408 00:55:23,246 --> 00:55:25,247 Let me take you across the street, sir. 409 00:55:25,367 --> 00:55:28,191 Get lost, you little bastard! 410 00:55:36,266 --> 00:55:38,826 May I take you across the street, my dear man? 411 00:55:38,928 --> 00:55:42,162 - May the Lord reward you, young man. - Oh, I'm not... 412 00:55:42,726 --> 00:55:45,326 - Madam - I'm not married yet. 413 00:55:45,466 --> 00:55:47,946 Not for long, miss. 414 00:55:48,033 --> 00:55:52,433 Oh, the sidewalk. The Lord would reward you even more 415 00:55:52,618 --> 00:55:55,578 if you take me to the Trigger Whiskey Saloon. 416 00:55:56,561 --> 00:55:59,841 - To the Trigger Whiskey Saloon? - You must be wondering 417 00:55:59,865 --> 00:56:05,255 what an old man like me wants in a place like that, aren't you? 418 00:56:05,986 --> 00:56:09,481 Livelihood. One has to earn one's living. 419 00:56:09,721 --> 00:56:13,706 Their piano needs tuning, you see. 420 00:56:14,364 --> 00:56:22,164 I'm an old, blind, sick, lonely, 421 00:56:22,567 --> 00:56:27,927 and poor, very poor piano tuner. 422 00:56:27,951 --> 00:56:31,231 I know every piano in Arizona. 423 00:56:31,446 --> 00:56:34,760 And I tune... Where's the door? 424 00:56:34,784 --> 00:56:39,304 And I tune... Which way? Ah, this way. I tune pianos from dawn till dusk. 425 00:56:40,695 --> 00:56:43,676 May the Lord give you good earnings, my good man. 426 00:56:43,890 --> 00:56:48,010 As I can hear, nobody is in. 427 00:56:48,471 --> 00:56:52,072 - Oh, a sofa. - No, it's me. 428 00:56:52,286 --> 00:56:59,806 See? It seems it would be best if you walk me to the piano. 429 00:57:11,806 --> 00:57:14,496 I smell vice here. 430 00:57:15,218 --> 00:57:18,886 It's the foreign perfumes of the fallen women. 431 00:57:39,683 --> 00:57:42,644 A minor is all I have left. 432 00:57:46,966 --> 00:57:49,566 Oh, it seems to be very serious. 433 00:57:50,646 --> 00:57:52,086 Goodbye. 434 00:57:56,323 --> 00:57:58,189 Goodbye, mister tuner. 435 00:58:24,647 --> 00:58:27,636 You're a true artist, poor man! 436 00:58:30,639 --> 00:58:33,398 I used to be long ago. 437 00:58:34,387 --> 00:58:40,200 Grand pianos took me to the highest circles. 438 00:58:40,939 --> 00:58:45,101 I played before crowned heads. 439 00:58:46,086 --> 00:58:48,930 - And then... - What then? 440 00:58:49,183 --> 00:58:54,662 Bad company and spirits. 441 00:58:54,686 --> 00:58:56,219 Hellish spirits! 442 00:58:56,243 --> 00:59:00,385 And poker, miss. 443 00:59:01,258 --> 00:59:05,727 Squinting at other player's cards under poor illumination 444 00:59:05,829 --> 00:59:09,234 cost me my eyesight. And then 445 00:59:10,126 --> 00:59:12,446 - What then? - Gwendolin... 446 00:59:12,487 --> 00:59:18,247 She was an angel, bearing her fiancé's downfall as a cross, 447 00:59:18,326 --> 00:59:22,848 - she was fading before my eyes till - Till? 448 00:59:23,066 --> 00:59:25,505 - Till what? - Till... 449 00:59:25,938 --> 00:59:28,146 Till she passed away. 450 00:59:28,170 --> 00:59:33,053 I see it as if it were today. 451 00:59:33,708 --> 00:59:36,507 Straight from the hospital I walk, 452 00:59:37,078 --> 00:59:40,771 where among its walls so dreary 453 00:59:40,858 --> 00:59:44,389 a girl with snow white skin is lying, 454 00:59:44,586 --> 00:59:47,304 so weak and weary. 455 00:59:51,887 --> 00:59:56,007 ♪ Yesterday her doctor told me: ♪ 456 00:59:56,770 --> 01:00:00,531 ♪ Your girl is badly off. ♪ 457 01:00:01,302 --> 01:00:08,871 ♪ Today I find her body all covered ♪ ♪ with a cloth. ♪ 458 01:00:10,964 --> 01:00:18,963 ♪ Tomorrow there'll be nine girls at the ♪ ♪ graveyard, so fair and dressed in black. ♪ 459 01:00:19,796 --> 01:00:27,977 ♪ Yet only eight of them will walk ♪ ♪ that day from the cemetery gate. ♪ 460 01:00:29,564 --> 01:00:34,044 ♪ Right before my eyes ♪ ♪ the world turned suddenly black, ♪ 461 01:00:34,206 --> 01:00:38,647 ♪ I don't give a damn now, ♪ ♪ I'm ready to face my fate. ♪ 462 01:00:43,803 --> 01:00:51,687 ♪ And when I kick the bucket, ♪ ♪ forget about sorrow and don't regret. ♪ 463 01:00:53,103 --> 01:01:00,943 ♪ It'll be a grand spectacle ♪ ♪ the West will never forget. ♪ 464 01:01:02,386 --> 01:01:10,786 ♪ With rings on my fingers, ♪ ♪ on my jacket a diamond pin ♪ 465 01:01:11,486 --> 01:01:19,647 ♪ to tarp up my stiff corps ♪ ♪ lying in the coffin. ♪ 466 01:01:21,099 --> 01:01:29,339 ♪ The purpose of these trinkets ♪ ♪ is to make everybody see ♪ 467 01:01:30,176 --> 01:01:38,816 ♪ what a grand life I had lived ♪ ♪ and what a hotshot I had once been. ♪ 468 01:01:39,571 --> 01:01:47,490 ♪ The funeral will be a sight ♪ ♪ fit for the gods ♪ 469 01:01:48,933 --> 01:01:57,319 ♪ if the coffin is carried ♪ ♪ by four heavyweight thugs. ♪ 470 01:01:58,954 --> 01:02:03,050 ♪ For being such a mobster, ♪ ♪ always running wild, ♪ 471 01:02:03,726 --> 01:02:08,332 ♪ honky-tonk gals will escort ♪ ♪ me to the yard, ♪ 472 01:02:08,611 --> 01:02:17,572 ♪ where a black band will be playing ♪ ♪ smashing farewell tunes. ♪ 473 01:02:18,116 --> 01:02:26,956 ♪ I've come to the end of my ♪ ♪ heart-breaking story, ♪ 474 01:02:27,306 --> 01:02:37,231 ♪ so grievous and woeful as the most ♪ ♪ somber of all graveyard blues. ♪ 475 01:02:54,086 --> 01:02:57,251 You've suffered terribly, poor man. 476 01:02:57,710 --> 01:03:00,547 Oh yes, I've suffered. 477 01:03:00,916 --> 01:03:04,614 But as I see, I mean as I can hear, 478 01:03:04,727 --> 01:03:07,926 your hankie is soaking wet. 479 01:03:08,928 --> 01:03:14,288 You've wept your kind heart into it. 480 01:03:14,406 --> 01:03:21,197 May I offer you my hankie, as pure and untouched as you are? 481 01:03:21,686 --> 01:03:23,767 Thank you. 482 01:03:28,031 --> 01:03:31,500 Inhale, my gorgeous! 483 01:04:01,770 --> 01:04:03,371 Where are you going? 484 01:04:06,486 --> 01:04:09,047 Where I'm going? What business is it of yours, sonny? 485 01:04:09,071 --> 01:04:12,276 It is my business. Miss Goodman is my bride to be. 486 01:04:12,566 --> 01:04:15,367 They call me Lemonade Joe. 487 01:04:15,409 --> 01:04:19,048 Pleased to meet you, I'm Doctor Quartz, a family doctor. 488 01:04:19,778 --> 01:04:21,866 - What's wrong with her? - Nothing much. 489 01:04:22,087 --> 01:04:25,223 She got liquored up. It's not for the first time. 490 01:04:25,554 --> 01:04:29,954 - That can't be. She hates liquor. - She hates liquor, eh? 491 01:04:30,063 --> 01:04:32,715 As far as I know she's quite fond of moonshine and cologne. 492 01:04:32,886 --> 01:04:36,079 And her favorite is ether. Smell for yourself! 493 01:04:39,071 --> 01:04:40,307 You're right. 494 01:04:41,531 --> 01:04:45,771 You'd better give me a hand with her. I'll treat her in my surgery. 495 01:04:46,887 --> 01:04:49,898 In the meantime, you can comfort her father, he needs it. 496 01:04:50,966 --> 01:04:52,063 So do I. 497 01:04:52,870 --> 01:04:57,705 Courage, young man, courage! 498 01:05:01,447 --> 01:05:02,920 Cheerio, blondie! 499 01:05:08,476 --> 01:05:10,779 Lemonade Joe... 500 01:05:11,566 --> 01:05:15,073 ...Do you have any idea what a damn fool you are? - I don't. 501 01:05:15,606 --> 01:05:19,658 I will tell you tonight at midnight 502 01:05:21,861 --> 01:05:23,771 ...in Dead Man's Valley. 503 01:05:24,163 --> 01:05:26,182 Your fiancée will also be there. 504 01:05:26,318 --> 01:05:29,638 And that night she will become the object of my innate perversion. 505 01:05:31,286 --> 01:05:33,466 I hope you will come to congratulate me. 506 01:05:33,874 --> 01:05:36,033 Sincerely yours Horace Badman, 507 01:05:36,141 --> 01:05:37,981 alias Dr. Quartz, 508 01:05:38,391 --> 01:05:40,551 alias Hogofogo. 509 01:05:42,966 --> 01:05:45,072 Are the nights cold? 510 01:05:45,446 --> 01:05:48,566 - What's that? - Are the nights cold? 511 01:05:48,647 --> 01:05:50,246 Oh, yes. 512 01:05:50,567 --> 01:05:52,406 Then I should put on... 513 01:05:53,018 --> 01:05:55,112 ...My warm woollies. 514 01:06:17,586 --> 01:06:24,172 ♪ It was in Lincoln last year ♪ ♪ when Jim Stapleton was playing poker. ♪ 515 01:06:25,097 --> 01:06:31,576 ♪ He got into a fight, the sheriff cuffed ♪ ♪ him and took him the county jail. ♪ 516 01:06:32,927 --> 01:06:39,329 ♪ On the way to Santa Fe Jim told him: ♪ ♪ Sheriff, whether you like it or not, ♪ 517 01:06:40,363 --> 01:06:47,626 ♪ I'll get away and be free as a bird. ♪ 518 01:06:52,123 --> 01:06:55,963 ♪ That evening at Johnny's Bar ♪ 519 01:06:56,578 --> 01:06:59,140 ♪ we were sipping our coffee, ♪ 520 01:07:00,436 --> 01:07:04,602 ♪ wondering how's Jim doing ♪ 521 01:07:04,626 --> 01:07:07,898 ♪ in good old Santa Fe. ♪ 522 01:07:09,127 --> 01:07:15,926 ♪ Then a lantern was smashed ♪ ♪ with a big bang ♪ 523 01:07:17,007 --> 01:07:23,467 ♪ and the whole place ♪ ♪ went pitch dark. ♪ 524 01:07:29,466 --> 01:07:34,913 ♪ A figure was standing in the doorway ♪ ♪ and a shiver went down our back, ♪ 525 01:07:36,289 --> 01:07:42,449 ♪ it was suddenly clear ♪ ♪ that it was some kind of a ghost. ♪ 526 01:07:43,989 --> 01:07:47,349 ♪ In Santa Fe at that very moment, ♪ 527 01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:51,840 ♪ I'm telling you all that I know, ♪ 528 01:07:53,522 --> 01:07:57,203 ♪ when he was climbing out the window ♪ 529 01:07:58,695 --> 01:08:00,934 ♪ poor old Jim was shot dead. ♪ 530 01:08:59,915 --> 01:09:01,516 Get hold of him! 531 01:09:06,736 --> 01:09:07,737 Hold him! 532 01:09:10,618 --> 01:09:12,498 Stupid idiots! 533 01:09:13,781 --> 01:09:16,049 It's all a big mistake, madam. 534 01:09:23,568 --> 01:09:25,768 An inhospitable place indeed. 535 01:09:26,653 --> 01:09:29,253 - What's this? - We want to take a picture with him. 536 01:09:30,726 --> 01:09:32,627 A souvenir, eh? 537 01:09:34,941 --> 01:09:36,132 I want one too. 538 01:09:36,156 --> 01:09:40,436 The trap is all set, madam. Nothing will help him get away this time 539 01:09:41,206 --> 01:09:44,585 - Horace sends you this. - Yuck, Kolaloka! 540 01:09:47,606 --> 01:09:48,927 It's whiskey! 541 01:09:54,889 --> 01:09:58,073 Don't hit the bottle, amigo, we haven't won yet. 542 01:10:08,926 --> 01:10:10,566 Our bait. 543 01:10:14,430 --> 01:10:16,710 Why did you come here, madam? 544 01:10:17,047 --> 01:10:19,046 I want to see him die! 545 01:10:24,566 --> 01:10:29,421 Are you going to torture him? Tell me all the disgusting details. 546 01:10:40,345 --> 01:10:42,336 A quite ingenious method of torture. 547 01:10:50,566 --> 01:10:52,327 Oh, how I hate him! 548 01:10:54,153 --> 01:10:56,260 Hands up, of course! 549 01:11:04,886 --> 01:11:08,130 May I ask you to take their guns, miss? 550 01:11:08,566 --> 01:11:11,206 He's amazing! Yet he must die. 551 01:11:15,551 --> 01:11:16,924 I'll be right there. 552 01:11:19,258 --> 01:11:20,477 Oh... 553 01:11:22,134 --> 01:11:24,349 How thoughtful of you! 554 01:11:26,001 --> 01:11:30,523 If on the trigger you want to be quick, Kolaloka is what you should drink! 555 01:11:41,875 --> 01:11:44,035 What have I done? 556 01:11:44,086 --> 01:11:46,064 I haven't stopped loving him! 557 01:11:58,922 --> 01:12:01,643 - Why aren't you eating? - I have no appetite 558 01:12:01,786 --> 01:12:05,719 when I think of the dirty trick you played on that pure innocent girl. 559 01:12:06,723 --> 01:12:12,564 Purity and innocence! What relish for a scamp like me. 560 01:12:12,757 --> 01:12:17,317 You beast, if it weren't for the cocoa spot of the size of a Mexican dollar, 561 01:12:17,839 --> 01:12:19,880 I'd never believe you are my brother! 562 01:12:50,987 --> 01:12:54,328 Allow me to introduce the fellows. 563 01:12:55,003 --> 01:12:57,288 Coyote Kid and Pancho Kid. 564 01:12:57,924 --> 01:13:00,044 I don't give a fig about your kids. 565 01:13:01,746 --> 01:13:04,427 Soon you'll talk differently, sonny! 566 01:13:05,386 --> 01:13:11,136 I'm a double-dyed butcher. See? 567 01:13:12,863 --> 01:13:18,102 And torture's my sheer delight! 568 01:13:18,890 --> 01:13:19,833 No! 569 01:13:20,668 --> 01:13:23,436 No! No! 570 01:13:23,601 --> 01:13:26,358 - Don't listen to him, darling. - I'll cover your ears! 571 01:13:28,930 --> 01:13:31,890 You should be ashamed of yourselves! 572 01:13:32,114 --> 01:13:35,074 In the end, we'll throw you in here... 573 01:13:36,272 --> 01:13:38,226 That's horrible! 574 01:13:39,496 --> 01:13:41,376 Into this well. 575 01:13:41,441 --> 01:13:45,521 Then I'd like you to mark it clearly as unfit for drinking! 576 01:13:46,787 --> 01:13:48,587 He's a saint. 577 01:13:51,826 --> 01:13:53,608 Yes, I am bad! 578 01:13:54,248 --> 01:13:57,208 But you don't know how sad a fate of a foundling can be. 579 01:13:57,518 --> 01:13:59,737 Nothing but beating and despise... 580 01:14:00,408 --> 01:14:05,274 And in the end, unrequited love that gave me ill advice. 581 01:14:08,026 --> 01:14:09,717 Can you ever forgive me? 582 01:14:10,456 --> 01:14:14,456 Poor little foundling. I forgive you everything. 583 01:14:15,659 --> 01:14:17,484 He forgives me. 584 01:14:17,507 --> 01:14:21,588 Very nice, madam, but get out my way now! I've got work to do! 585 01:14:23,381 --> 01:14:26,763 If you haven't got the nerve, it's best you go home and let me work. 586 01:14:28,423 --> 01:14:32,064 When it's over, I'll send a smoke signal to Horace 587 01:14:32,489 --> 01:14:36,088 to get ready for a visit from the dead man's fiancée. 588 01:14:38,466 --> 01:14:41,226 - Bring me a cigar! - Three! 589 01:14:47,987 --> 01:14:52,706 You know what, soppy! Say that Kolaloka is slip-slop. 590 01:14:55,787 --> 01:14:58,066 You stinking opossum! 591 01:14:59,466 --> 01:15:01,267 Say it again! 592 01:15:01,759 --> 01:15:03,773 You double-dyed stinking opossum! 593 01:15:06,534 --> 01:15:08,980 - Let's get going! - Yes, sir. 594 01:15:35,989 --> 01:15:36,948 There! 595 01:15:37,907 --> 01:15:41,386 - Wait for this. - Give it to me! 596 01:16:02,621 --> 01:16:04,182 Bravo, bravo! 597 01:16:04,493 --> 01:16:08,493 - Why the sudden change, madam? - It was just a petty nervous breakdown. 598 01:16:10,226 --> 01:16:13,027 Let me add a final touch. 599 01:16:14,071 --> 01:16:15,431 There we go! 600 01:16:17,186 --> 01:16:19,226 To think I have forgiven you! 601 01:16:19,604 --> 01:16:21,324 Because you're a stuck up idiot! 602 01:16:24,109 --> 01:16:26,202 How about that souvenir picture? 603 01:16:26,226 --> 01:16:28,020 Let me take it. - Why not? - Fine! 604 01:16:28,826 --> 01:16:32,466 - Ehm... stand next to each other. Yes! - Stand behind me. 605 01:16:32,541 --> 01:16:34,941 Why don't you sit on the well... 606 01:16:34,999 --> 01:16:37,442 - That's it. Yes! - Sit on the well! 607 01:16:37,731 --> 01:16:40,467 And let me see your nice profiles! 608 01:16:40,743 --> 01:16:46,043 That's it! Coyote Kid a little bit forward and Grimpo a little bit back. 609 01:16:46,130 --> 01:16:48,226 Yes, nicely together! 610 01:16:48,350 --> 01:16:50,670 Ready? Watch the birdie! 611 01:17:02,413 --> 01:17:05,054 - Joe! - Winnie! 612 01:17:27,448 --> 01:17:30,565 I suffer and yet, I give you my blessing. 613 01:17:46,763 --> 01:17:48,494 Well! 614 01:17:48,953 --> 01:17:52,987 He was an enemy worthy of our respect after all. 615 01:17:54,024 --> 01:17:55,944 And what about my child? 616 01:17:56,713 --> 01:17:59,963 She'll fall victim to my lowest urges. 617 01:17:59,987 --> 01:18:03,266 Oh, that's horrible! Horrible! 618 01:18:09,426 --> 01:18:11,226 Poor father! 619 01:18:11,250 --> 01:18:14,800 Have you forgotten that despite being foundlings 620 01:18:15,002 --> 01:18:17,442 we still could have loving parents somewhere? 621 01:18:17,466 --> 01:18:22,746 Forgot or not, life's extravaganza is galloping like a wild mustang 622 01:18:23,403 --> 01:18:26,728 and nobody's interested in what has happened in the first act. 623 01:18:27,453 --> 01:18:28,974 Where are you going? 624 01:18:30,430 --> 01:18:34,693 To fluff up the love nest. 625 01:18:40,266 --> 01:18:42,107 Bravo, girls. 626 01:18:44,786 --> 01:18:46,507 Spicy delicacies. 627 01:18:46,896 --> 01:18:49,324 Well chilled sparkling wine. 628 01:18:49,678 --> 01:18:52,449 Pictures kindling passion. 629 01:18:52,695 --> 01:18:54,415 Sensual waltz. 630 01:18:59,436 --> 01:19:02,196 My inevitable charm. 631 01:19:03,321 --> 01:19:08,098 An irresistible combination guaranteed to melt the heart of every woman. 632 01:19:21,226 --> 01:19:23,099 - Father! - Daughter! 633 01:19:23,466 --> 01:19:26,267 Father-in-law! - Son-in-law! 634 01:19:29,626 --> 01:19:32,106 - What is she doing here? - Don't be rash, Daddy. 635 01:19:32,481 --> 01:19:35,120 - Lou is different now. - Better. 636 01:19:35,706 --> 01:19:38,946 She too wants to fight for a more decent Arizona. 637 01:19:39,606 --> 01:19:43,766 I do and I want to open a parlor house 638 01:19:44,373 --> 01:19:47,749 where only Kolaloka lemonade will be served. 639 01:19:50,068 --> 01:19:53,016 I am deeply touched, miss. 640 01:19:55,067 --> 01:19:57,579 A praiseworthy intention indeed. 641 01:20:00,124 --> 01:20:04,143 Excuse me. I need to change so that 642 01:20:06,634 --> 01:20:08,155 So that? 643 01:20:11,226 --> 01:20:14,746 The battle is not ours yet. 644 01:20:19,586 --> 01:20:21,186 She should have been here by now. 645 01:20:21,987 --> 01:20:24,027 She should come any moment now. 646 01:20:26,489 --> 01:20:28,009 Music! 647 01:20:29,227 --> 01:20:30,946 Yes, sir! 648 01:20:31,226 --> 01:20:35,387 When I tap the glass with a spoon, 649 01:20:37,928 --> 01:20:39,927 - you'll start playing. - Yes, sir! 650 01:20:44,187 --> 01:20:47,255 Am I so hot because of the heat or is it passion? 651 01:20:57,627 --> 01:20:58,826 Oh my! 652 01:21:02,106 --> 01:21:05,066 Why aren't you wearing your usual color? 653 01:21:05,206 --> 01:21:09,525 This one suits an avenger better. My last will... 654 01:21:10,276 --> 01:21:12,277 - Should I not return... - No! 655 01:21:13,333 --> 01:21:16,619 Should I not return, give it to my father. 656 01:21:17,363 --> 01:21:19,883 Mr. Charles William Kolaloka, 657 01:21:19,946 --> 01:21:23,226 President of the Kolaloka and Son Company. 658 01:21:23,610 --> 01:21:25,603 - You are - His son. 659 01:21:25,627 --> 01:21:29,627 A gunman and a tycoon's son? What more do you want, dear? 660 01:21:29,951 --> 01:21:33,391 - And his future heir. - Universal? 661 01:21:33,804 --> 01:21:36,213 Fortunately... I mean unfortunately. 662 01:21:37,233 --> 01:21:42,537 I would have had siblings had not it been for that fateful day... 663 01:21:44,312 --> 01:21:48,230 When my parents travelled to new settlements in covered wagons, 664 01:21:48,496 --> 01:21:50,497 they brought their young ones with them. 665 01:21:50,906 --> 01:21:53,226 Then all of a sudden, a hurricane struck 666 01:21:53,438 --> 01:21:56,757 and blew my siblings far away. 667 01:21:59,227 --> 01:22:01,466 I have never seen them since. 668 01:22:03,337 --> 01:22:05,568 And you weren't blown away then? 669 01:22:06,308 --> 01:22:08,628 I remained with my parents because... 670 01:22:10,187 --> 01:22:12,426 ...because I wasn't born yet. 671 01:22:13,588 --> 01:22:16,548 So now you know everything. 672 01:22:19,476 --> 01:22:21,076 We shall meet again. 673 01:22:23,286 --> 01:22:24,886 I hope. 674 01:22:28,647 --> 01:22:31,407 He will come back, dear. 675 01:23:14,770 --> 01:23:16,187 I hope I'm not intruding. 676 01:23:23,914 --> 01:23:26,714 What an interesting natural phenomenon! 677 01:23:27,375 --> 01:23:30,566 A man changes to solid rock. 678 01:23:42,718 --> 01:23:45,866 He's got a pulse, his condition isn't so hopeless after all. 679 01:23:45,947 --> 01:23:50,802 - You damned bastard! - A warm human word at last. 680 01:23:52,686 --> 01:23:57,206 Excuse my casual attire. 681 01:23:59,066 --> 01:24:01,688 Thank you, but I eat fruit only for dessert. 682 01:24:03,173 --> 01:24:05,013 Let's sit down, shall we? 683 01:24:08,230 --> 01:24:10,599 - What do you want from me? - Nothing. 684 01:24:14,065 --> 01:24:17,035 Only a game of poker perhaps. 685 01:24:19,294 --> 01:24:22,999 If you win, you will not only get this toy 686 01:24:24,335 --> 01:24:27,655 but also the right to a fair duel with pistols. 687 01:24:27,823 --> 01:24:29,345 And if I lose? 688 01:24:30,136 --> 01:24:33,459 I'll shoot you like a stray dog! 689 01:24:33,826 --> 01:24:35,346 You have no right to kill me. 690 01:24:35,594 --> 01:24:38,242 You forget you're wanted in four states. 691 01:24:38,393 --> 01:24:40,233 But this is the fifth. 692 01:24:42,318 --> 01:24:43,776 Enough words. 693 01:24:46,267 --> 01:24:48,199 That's not how a gentleman plays. 694 01:24:49,080 --> 01:24:52,418 That's how a gentleman plays with an outlaw. 695 01:25:02,041 --> 01:25:03,757 What a scum! 696 01:25:05,067 --> 01:25:08,380 - How many cards do you want? - None, thanks. 697 01:25:09,399 --> 01:25:11,796 It's good that I've got three aces in my pocket. 698 01:25:15,627 --> 01:25:17,147 Damn it, where are they? 699 01:25:17,171 --> 01:25:19,450 - Perhaps in another pocket. - Do you think so? 700 01:25:19,998 --> 01:25:22,272 Calm down, I must be systematic. 701 01:25:29,271 --> 01:25:31,444 Thank you for the amusing performance. 702 01:25:33,506 --> 01:25:36,135 I've got two pairs, and you? 703 01:25:43,345 --> 01:25:46,871 You've lost, cabbage head! 704 01:25:48,427 --> 01:25:49,906 As you wish! 705 01:25:51,935 --> 01:25:54,095 Pump as much lead into me as you please. 706 01:25:54,828 --> 01:25:59,391 Maybe I will, maybe I won't. 707 01:26:03,227 --> 01:26:06,252 If on the trigger you want to be quick, Kolaloka is what you should drink! 708 01:26:06,277 --> 01:26:09,237 - I've heard this before. - You have and you will hear it again. 709 01:26:10,013 --> 01:26:12,036 - And if I sign it? - You're free to go. 710 01:26:12,067 --> 01:26:14,920 I thought you were a man of the Law? 711 01:26:15,386 --> 01:26:18,758 What's good for Kolaloka is good for the Law. 712 01:26:19,431 --> 01:26:21,430 But I did the worst things I could do to you. 713 01:26:21,839 --> 01:26:24,639 - Life is a battle. - I wanted to debauch your fiancée. 714 01:26:24,763 --> 01:26:27,802 It's all a matter of taste. Will you sign it? 715 01:26:35,301 --> 01:26:40,061 Permit me to have a glass of well chilled sparkling wine. 716 01:26:40,746 --> 01:26:41,954 By all means. 717 01:27:38,431 --> 01:27:40,102 It's true, Mother dear. 718 01:27:40,643 --> 01:27:44,605 Your daughter will marry a rich man. 719 01:27:46,799 --> 01:27:49,003 I won't disturb your contemplation. 720 01:27:50,826 --> 01:27:53,364 I'll go and pick some graveyard flowers. 721 01:28:03,938 --> 01:28:05,002 Bye bye. 722 01:28:10,019 --> 01:28:12,454 It's just wishful thinking, my gorgeous. 723 01:28:22,661 --> 01:28:24,803 - Devil! - Angel! 724 01:28:25,234 --> 01:28:28,886 Brutal violence will triumph! 725 01:28:30,267 --> 01:28:34,370 No! You beasty pig! You piggy beast! 726 01:28:34,394 --> 01:28:37,995 First a sweet kiss and then You have three guesses. 727 01:28:44,907 --> 01:28:48,789 Here's what you deserve, you warbling frump! 728 01:28:51,803 --> 01:28:52,932 Lou! 729 01:28:57,506 --> 01:29:02,186 - What have you done? - Oh, a mere trifle. 730 01:29:05,944 --> 01:29:09,471 My brother and yet a monster. 731 01:29:16,963 --> 01:29:18,804 You've screwed up! 732 01:29:24,987 --> 01:29:30,148 Poor girl, your tornado days are over. 733 01:29:35,854 --> 01:29:39,365 How can this be? A cocoa spot. 734 01:30:14,346 --> 01:30:15,530 Good afternoon. 735 01:30:23,806 --> 01:30:26,282 I'm sorry for being late, darling. 736 01:30:30,906 --> 01:30:32,239 Is this possible? 737 01:30:33,324 --> 01:30:36,570 A cocoa spot of the size of a Mexican dollar. 738 01:30:39,256 --> 01:30:40,698 What do you see? 739 01:30:41,053 --> 01:30:43,733 A cocoa spot of the size of a Mexican dollar. 740 01:30:45,311 --> 01:30:47,659 The same birthmark. 741 01:30:49,296 --> 01:30:52,371 That means that Doug... 742 01:30:54,225 --> 01:30:56,466 ...Was my brother. 743 01:30:59,461 --> 01:31:01,541 Look here! 744 01:31:02,907 --> 01:31:05,393 A cocoa spot of the size of a Mexican dollar. 745 01:31:07,926 --> 01:31:09,394 She's your sister. 746 01:31:10,123 --> 01:31:13,103 - And what about me? - What? 747 01:31:14,491 --> 01:31:15,851 Look! 748 01:31:16,028 --> 01:31:19,468 A Mexican spot of the size of cocoa dollar. No, it's the other way round. 749 01:31:21,799 --> 01:31:23,318 Let me see! 750 01:31:24,333 --> 01:31:25,774 No! 751 01:31:40,793 --> 01:31:45,033 - Brother! - Goodbye forever! 752 01:31:48,126 --> 01:31:50,206 My goodness, you're a mess! 753 01:31:50,578 --> 01:31:54,528 I only got shot twice in the heart, once in the stomach and so on. 754 01:31:54,963 --> 01:31:57,690 A single drop was enough to cure me! 755 01:31:58,187 --> 01:32:00,746 Wounds, shock or sore feet... 756 01:32:02,267 --> 01:32:04,722 ...Kolaloka will cure all. 757 01:32:04,753 --> 01:32:07,070 Thousands of thank-you letters! 758 01:32:07,526 --> 01:32:12,764 Recommended by medical experts! Even in cases of clinical death. 759 01:32:19,581 --> 01:32:21,342 Daddy! 760 01:32:39,893 --> 01:32:43,594 Daddy. This is her! 761 01:32:44,812 --> 01:32:47,011 I've met her father already. 762 01:32:48,026 --> 01:32:50,347 Let me embrace you, my dear! 763 01:32:58,746 --> 01:33:00,187 Oil! 764 01:33:04,106 --> 01:33:05,626 Gold! 765 01:33:05,841 --> 01:33:10,186 Mr. Kolaloka, you've gained 5 million dollars on the stock exchange! 766 01:33:10,233 --> 01:33:13,193 - Billion! - Billion? Five billion dollars? 767 01:33:13,503 --> 01:33:15,902 I knew that Good would conquer Evil. 768 01:33:16,438 --> 01:33:21,748 It's so touching. I almost wish I wasn't a villain. 769 01:33:24,747 --> 01:33:29,420 No, son, our business needs all kinds of talented people. 770 01:33:30,488 --> 01:33:33,908 Villain or hero, we are still one family. 771 01:33:36,242 --> 01:33:37,922 And so... 772 01:33:37,946 --> 01:33:40,186 - And so... - And so... 773 01:33:40,336 --> 01:33:41,872 Whiskola. 774 01:33:44,863 --> 01:33:46,450 Alcohol-free! 775 01:33:48,755 --> 01:33:50,568 Alcoholic! 776 01:33:53,959 --> 01:33:55,550 Lemonade! 777 01:33:58,652 --> 01:34:00,492 For alcoholics and teetotalers. 778 01:34:00,669 --> 01:34:02,263 Whiskola. 779 01:34:02,773 --> 01:34:04,002 Whiskola. 780 01:35:19,446 --> 01:35:24,046 THE END